I choked on my “nightcap” (hot chocolate, yes I’m lame), when I read “And I flung myself off the cliff.”

That was a complete sentence?!  Lolololololol, teen angst fanfiction.  I mean published writing.

(Source: reasoningwithvampires, via moraniarty)

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