dalisharcher:

Arriving at the Citadel εїз

Posted 12 hours ago

Some asshole is watching shit on his phone without earphones. Shove the phone up your ass, dude. You’ll get a better viewing experience, what with your head up there.

hedwig-dordt:

possibly my favourite bit of the entire set. I was already crying with laughter and then here it got sad.

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

wingcommanderarthurshappey:

//Wise words to put on your headstone: 

- Goodbye, a female bear is called a sow

- Heaven is full of otters

- Here I am, don’t tread on me 

- Thank you for flying MJN Air

  • Comic Con:  knock knock
  • Me:  who's there
  • Comic Con:  not you lol

Benedict as Alan Turing in “The Imitation Game”

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty